Also, you have not answered my phone calls for the last 6 months. Me. . Yes I got engaged to someone I just met! . The lights come up and there I am, gazing intensely into the camera. 2 & 1/2 minutes is also included with this order. " A boring list of "Princess Rules" inspires this Princess to rebel. (Bing Bong sits, stunned.). . . This is ridiculous! I cant believe it. . But nothing works. . . . The new Pumpkin Princess must decline the honor and sets the nominating board straight in a funny, no holds barred monologue that shows Pretty does not mean Dumb. "Yesterday Jack told my best friend Rachel that he wants to hold my hand. . Maybe you should wear shoes with straps. . (Puts hands on hips and then ask imploringly) Why cant my parents see that Im not a little girl anymore? . A Longer Version, approx. View Monologues for Kids View Monologues for Teenagers! What, kids in the village? um . Oh, no. . A Longer Version, approximately1.5- 2 minutes, is also included in this purchase. This is terrible! " . Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din? Or howbout Laddi? (suddenly is wearing a kilt) Sounds like Here, boy! . (claps hands with little jumps) Princesses are always pretty, perky, and very, very brave. No. . 18 Monologues from Published Plays. Now, wheres my history book?". She hates cursing. Life isn't easy for a girl who somehow finds herself at Etiquette Camp instead of her longed for Space Camp. (beat) Eugene! Back to my plan. You're my only hope. " This morning I woke upand made my list for the day. The Sea isimpossible during the Triton Festival. Can I have a hamburger? But the absolute worse fate would be to be assigned as a Tooth Fairy. If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. . Thank you for your lovely letter yesterday. If only. . . (Pause, take breath and give big fake smile again) I mean how terribly distressing. (try to balance on left leg and wobble, flailing about as you try to get your balance) Clearly not that one. Please dont go away. Finding out your parents are spies isn't that bad. Yeah, youre right! When your promposal goes viral with the hashtag #Worsepromposalever, the best plan is probably to stay in your room the rest of your life. Maybe Ill send a message back. (singsong voice) Along came a spider who sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away. And now everyone thinks Im a scaredy cat. . . (shrug) I dont know what I dreamed about then. I am sorry to see you go, Miguel. . Our coach told us we had to rehearse every day this week. . Broad shoulders, beautiful blue eyes, magnificent thighs . . . Am I good enough now? Why not steal a couple of monologues from Disney movies and own them? It wasnt as badas I thought it would be. . A girl find that taking Ballet class is nothing sheexpected as her Ballet To Do List gets longer and longer. And Im pretty sure Beckett noticed me that day. . . .". (Bite lip with guilty eyes) I only used a little. . A Longer version, approximately 2.5minutes, is also included in this purchase. " . Why does every sport have balls? It must have been fun to be a sweep. Riding a terrifying Roller Coaster or forever being known as the boy who was too scared to ride a Roller Coaster? (high-fives carpet) Say, youre a lot smaller than my last master. Most people define a monologue as a scene in which one person is talking. . ". . (look dreamy) Mmmmm! They keep treating me like a baby. No, you cant. Buy it now for $20.00. . . Why? . It's time for the Clock Climbing Oympics again. A. . In this hilarious monologue a student gives some youtube scientists advice on how to improve their boring arguments. " (Strike a dramatic pose as recite). And Im certainly not a bunch of snooty flower girls who act like theyre better than everybody else and whose only ambition in life is to look pretty. .Duck. . "And Proper pigs always jump in muddy puddles. I didnt write Remember Me for Im a pretty sorry excuse for a great-great grandpa. .". . Greetings royal subjects, random people who I have no idea who you are andmembers of the Press. Roll me out of here. That guywas clearly (pause and try to think of a penalty in football) uh . . (dreamy gaze before shaking head and looking determined) But I have to get a grip. students. ", And my social life is even worse. . . Hilarious, in character, monologue of Willy Wonka giving a few people their just "desserts". I mean, Im not ambitious. . . It was worse then when my little sister made me watch The Vampire Diaries and that was beyond horrible. Romeo: Juliet is dead? . Clarissa Vaughan is throwing a party. . . . ), A monologue from the screenplay by Pete Docter, Meg LeFauve, and Josh Cooley, Hey. . This is not good. . Little seeds of romance blossoming in the savannah. . I already pick up my room. That is the Scary Clown building. Short and spunky, this is the perfect monologue for a young actress with lots of personality. We? None of the above. . But thena girl walksdown the Yellow Brick Road asking for directions. . Another new school. . . "We live in a No Pet Zone. Its all so exhausting. Were great! Money. Im on it. (Sing or talk/sing) Chim Chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cheree. Sparkle the Fairy is attending Fairy Training School. (Make a disgusted face, scrunching up nose and act like stepping over mounds of clothing) I had to step over huge mounds of rotting clothes and empty food wrappers. I have fingers! Everyone thinks youre dead. Thats it, three. A shape shifter who could change form. Its easy. . Wave hands around and crouch) there was blood and guts everywhere. . A teacher keeps giving detention so a student plans anepic prank. . . How do they expect me to choose? A teen demonstrates the proper way to break up with someone after she is dumped. And now everyone thinks she is a scaredy-cat. . And our last finalist is that (voice gets frightened) Creeper over there . What? What is happening? " Yeah! You'll discover comedies and dramas. (Again go back to posing while starting to seethe and grit teeth as you smile) No, I did not marry Prince Eric. Im brave - (dangerous, glaring expression) Listen Mr. Killer shark. I hate the 1950's! A girl is assigned a list of chores for going over her cell phone family plan data limits. Hurry! Ill have to think about how to do it and then let the Wind know what I decide. But they would never get past me. Everyone needs a brand. Under the Sea. . It broke! . . (look around and see chair) Sit here? Called himself King Itchy. . (Finally find him) Thereyou are. I HATE ROLLER COASTERS. (Actress gives dramatic fall to stage, coughs and dies dramatically. . Dont look Im changing. I checked to see if he had suffered a blow to the head . Please?". Brake! . ". Then Dad said some naughty words. A teenager tentatively decides to try cursing with hilarious results. That Hansel. Someone saw it and screen capped it and will mock you with it forever. . I am so tired of being the the other one. 1 minute, is also included with this purchase. " Very, very hot because of CLIMATE CHANGE. . . (confused expression) I didnt understand. . . . (toys grumble). I havent even mentioned all the free yaks milk. She kept saying (, Oh mum. . .I had my new drivers license in my wallet, my Mom was in the passenger seat and I was ready for my first road test. . (gesture with one hand) This is the Playground. No friends, no family, no pulse. . . Scrunch face up and whine) Go faster, faster! D. Become flustered and walk away unable to even reply. I did not want a baby brother. I have the worlds most perfect sister. (Clap hands) That sounds wonderful Mickey. . Im not that princess. (Looks more getting more upset) He drew a mustache on me? . . . . . Welcome to the Bunny Run. . A llamacorn is part Lllama and part Unicorn of course. But then she finds out she is modeling winter coats. After all, being Mary Poppins means the Wind listens to me!". . I happily dethrone my predecessor, Timmy Topps of Topps Confectionary who I see sitting out in the audience. Hillary crashed into me during the jazz dance and the next thing you know (panicked face) Im lying on the ground while the rest of the class is still dancing. (waves very enthusiastically) Im finally here. STOP! Grumpy wants everyoneto STOP TAKING HIS PICTURE. Just added per a client's respect, aVery Long Version, approximately 4.5-5 minutes. " (Sigh and start to walk and then determinedly stop and repeat the stomps as you say the no lines again) No! . Hmm, I wonder what this one is? . Im Cathy and Im your Study Buddy for your first day of school. But how could anyone ever fit through there? . My rocket! . ". And above allyou must control your temper Deep breaths, Master. . All rights reserved. People also die a lot in his plays. (Look up with wide, panicked eyes) This is terrible! . . Ive got plenty. Oh! Fine. Ill just be myself and talk. . Sorceress? .I can see it all now. Maybe theres something wrong with my hands. Ill have to work on it. (Take deep breath and smile), Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lose my temper likethat. A Longer Version, approximately 4-5 minutes, is also included in this purchase. . Projects at school? . {pause for realization} Whoah!!! . . (Say this as puh-lease with attitude) The world would be a much more sad and dreary place without divas. (clench teeth) Every single time! . You wouldnt understand. . . Hello. (groans and rolls her eyes) Not again! John moved to New York City, and attended Marymount Manhattan College as a double major in Dance, and Theatre on a merit scholarship. . It's not easy being a Prince. I cant help it they didnt have Social Media in the dark ages when you were a kid. I think I have this thing where I need everybody to think Im the greatest the quote-unquote fantastic Mr. Fox and if they arent completely knocked- out, dazzled, and kind of intimidated by me, then I dont feel good about myself. It will be a broment. I broke my leg and had to spend the summer watching Real Housewives with my Mom. I probably shouldnt tell my Mom that. Its so pretty! . (as Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Mr. Spencer's a cool dude. Short and spunky, this is the perfect monologue for ayoung actress with lots of personality. Ilooked for a job as soon as I got settled just like you told me to Dad. They always try to trample my brother because they know he is a bully. . A boy's first day as a Bat Boy goes hilariously, disastrously wrong. I am not going to the Prom with Jack Novak. . . A Longer version,approx. Those are for my cake. I love my familybut they are always arguing. Everything is going wrong. (look up) I looked up and saw clouds. ". . No, no, no. . No, you can't. STOP! Me! Maybe he should look for a new job. . *No dance ability is required to perform this monologue other than knowledge of basic ballet terms. " Dangerous Animals class, Explosions class -Mom, Dad, we need to talk. Period. No more humiliation. I never eat anyone elses candy. Okay time out. I know someones there. . Were you attacked? And, if were going to get really picky, I suppose you could say I ruined it. . . "A date. I like that curb. . .When I was 6 years old, I told Santa I wanted a horse for Christmas and asked him why it was taking him so long? . Whoa! . Please change me into a Superhero so I can join the Avengers. .". Ah, how bout you, big fella? This monologue is full of sass and will helpyou stand out in a crowd and getnoticed. Sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what itd be like when summer does come, A monologue from the screenplay by Jared Bush. . Please? I stood there in the Super Circle. ". What happens when a girl obsessed with twitter loses her tweeting privileges? Cute, funny and packed with adorable moments. . . It's not easy telling your Teacher you didn't do your homework. So I asked Mommy what was wrong and she said I hate bugs! Hate bugs? My name is Snow White and Im ---- oh my goodness are you alright? But in time, some begin to seek Te Fitis heart. I would like to share my thoughts also. Sorry I was late but an old man keeled over right in front of me and I had to do CPR for HOURS, but I totally saved his life.. ". Now Im learning fun facts like (very prissily) The water goblet should be placed at the 1:00 position on the table setting.(Desperately enunciate each word)I am losing my mind. (After Belle refuses to come out) Well, what did you expect? . The girl has lost her father and her freedom all in one day. . (Bing Bong puts his head on Sadness shoulder and CRIES.). .Last night Slim asked iffen he could kiss me. Look at this. Amy Adams 'Junebug'. . When you watch Sister Act and decide to paint a mural on the wall to make an unattractive neighborhood look nicer and NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS! And I like feeding the swine. . *British and Southern accents are needed for this monologue. " (take deep breath and look determined) No. Squirrel Boy? A teenage zombie! . . (bite lip) This is like doing homework. A Longer version, approx 2-3 minutes, is also included in this order. " . "Hes ghosting me? . A purple one this time. Thats not what happened. . Free Monologues For Kids and Teens. I mean, who would want a cute Dalmatian turned into a spotty coat in an evil womans wardrobe? How can one simple little driving road test go so disastrously wrong? I need to be something . .". . I must use the code words. . Inside the inner monologue of a dancer on the day Talent Scouts visit a dance recital. . Yeah. The zombies were attacking! And it works every time. A Shorter Version, approximately 1 minute, is also included in this order. Even your 2nd cousin who looks like a squirrel. Itcontains no bad language but it does imply that the English teacher spent the night and the monologue is the teen freaking out over this. The ocean is a friend of minenext stop Maui! Disney Movie Monologues Television Monologues Comedic Monologues Actor, writer, and Backstage Expert Mallory Fuccella says that finding the perfect comedic monologue can be a challenge.. . Oh, Ariel, How many times must we go through this? When I enter a room, everyone notices me. (Stomp foot) I demand it. . Bad guys are soooooooooooooo annoying. . . Doctor, you have to help! " My name is Spring has Sprung. . . . . No Mickey! Both included in this order. " . Jetsam my darling! Aladdin! . . . Your youngest child spent the entire night singing (talk/sing as you fling one arm out to one side and then the other side saying) Let it go, Let it go. Just those 3 words. . A girl looks through her Mother's Photo album with hilarious results. . . There are too many teeth. . (pretends to have a microphone) Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. A Longer version, approx. Wait! . . Life as a chimney sweep. . What about a bird? Hell get fleas all over the baby. (Looking through the telescope the wrong way, shouting.) . . (She checks. . Thank you, Mr. Spell. (Clap hands) Ok, uh..yes, One minor note here, Andys birthday party has been moved to today. Someone help me! . And your secret crush just saw a picture of you wearing your rubber duckie pjs. What is that in your hand? 2 and 1/2 minutes, is also included in this purchase. " Maui fright escape. A monologue from the screenplay by Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee. That was cute when I was a 3 year old. A boy is having a very bad, very Charlie Brown sort of day. . . A Shorter Version,approx. . (grab head) Why cant I rhyme? My parents just took me, my brother, my teenage sister, and our dog on a road trip. . According to the legend, Mary Poppins flew in right away on her umbrella. I have to write a short story for school. .Duty # 3: Play catch with the outfielders. It may take a few minutes, but that simple monologue can hook you to the entire story and make you a big fan. (Make a gesture with one hand to the side)That is my I look like Im 12 years old clothes pile. . . .". I thought twitter was supposed to be fun. A quiet student by day, a superhero by night. A Longer Version, approximately 1.5 minutes, is also included in this order. " maybe when we got to the top of the hill, the well would be surrounded by slithering snakes. HakunaMatata. . NONE OF THE ABOVE. Andand I look at you, and Iand Im home! My Human is here all day. Hilarious advice on how to survive a high school breakup. " I said yes even if Im not being paid $10,000.00 a day (dramatic pause) YET. . Maybe, my Mommy doesnt know that. . Dorothy thought it would be fun to have her friends from Oz visit her school. . What did you throw in there? .". . . (Returns to vacant smile as she manually places herself back in perfect position) Lacis truly are the perfect companion.". Fairies are depending on you. . Stop! You eat it, but you cant eat this one, cause this is a fake. . Aw, but, shucks, any dog can take that. She loves her little lamb but she keeps following her EVERYWHERE. " . What about us? What do I do? ". Donde compras? 3 sisters, 4 aunts, 12 cousins, a mother and two grandmothers. . . Free Monologues For Kids and Teens. There are no Castles in the Clouds. . . I dont want to forget.. A first date with a cute boy. Wait - squeeze in that tiny opening? . I can be mature about this. What can I say? Contains 10 monologues, each in 1,2 & 3 minute versions for total flexibility. 3-5 minutes, is also included in this purchase. " . For this list, we'll be looking at the best speeches delivered by characters in. We have two of them. . My human is here all day, no more school and . What could go wrong on a school field trip to the zoo? .". (blissful smile) I like it. I think its time to tell him the truth. . Sure. ". See just a little twirl here an a yank there and voi la! "Alright, thats it! . . Theres a lamb following you., They posted pictures on Facebook and I heard that Mary had a Little Lamb was trending on twitter. (React as if suddenly seeing someone) Oh hello. . . . So, I found a big cockroach in my friend Mikeys basement and I put it in a pretty little box with a pink bow on it. . . . I dont want to be usual or expected. . . ". (sees Beast) Then, youre the one whos responsible for this! For this list, well be looking at the most epic instances of Disney movie heroines delivering speeches with few or no interruptions. . . 2. . . . . Scar told us about the stampede. Dont sit near me! . . And instead of some dumbhorn say hello to Mr. Crossbow. I tried to read that book. .Then, they sprang Surprise Number 3 on me. I am so excited, and then I saw this website. I walked up to her and opened my mouth to say Hey Amy. . ALonger Version,approximately 1.5-2 minutes, is included in this order. " . (make a big gesture that should be scaring but overbalance and almost fall. . Te Ka, a demon of Earth and Fire. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Boys are not part of the Doctor Plan. Lots and lots of balls. "A date. . . . ", I giggle all the time. . . . Mom said that means to make something up. That one over there? What am I saying? . (Listen and widen eyes incredulously) The dog ate it? (spread arms) Why wasnt I left behind? Perky, Straight A student by day (pause andadd with attitude in voice) well if we dont count PE because hello? (Holds up envelope)My summer project. I look up and there she was. She married a Troll! . I never had fingers before. Shes cute, perky, gets straight As and is the president of every club and organization in our school. . ". { pause } I cant go back. "Does anyone know how to spell incorrigible? You see? Dont you see? Hello. Justin Bieber . (sigh happily & smile as you clutch phone to chest) My friends do care about me. Maybe I can order some on Amazon. A dollar? Style: Dramatic. As long as you live under my ocean, youll obey my rules! What if I say something wrong? . . . ". Thats really not funny. Besides, I already know what I want to do with my life. . But thats okay. . Can this Travis person do that? . . . . And Ill need to whip up a big entrance for him with elephants, dancing girls, and camels. A Longer Version, approx 1- 1.5 minutes, is also included with this purchase. (make an even more determined scary face) Nothing? . (look terrified and start flailing around) Help! . ". I suppose its time for a little snack, Maybe I have some honey! Empty. . I can imagine it all now. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. . . (look nervously out into the audience) And today I have to ride a roller coaster. Little Miss Muffet does not like spiders. Shopping with Grandma? Come into the light. Please? . But I am super smart. Im just me. Look at you! August: Osage County 10. . . Its either that or be shunned by the rest of the class since everyone in this school does nothing all day but (clench teeth) talk about football.. . . Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. (Shake head sadly) Yea, he is definitely not being put back together again. . . Disney Monologues Thank you very much for reading Disney Monologues . . . . . But then they said I had to go to school so I could learn how to be a proper boy. Not with the beavers. Competitive sisters Dottie Hinson (Geena Davis) and Kit Keller (Lori Petty) spar with each other, scout Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz), and grumpy has-been coach Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks) on their way. Let me tell you about some of my cases. (pace back and forth) Im confused. . And since its September in LA, I assumed I would be modeling swimsuits or cute short outfits. Hello. . My dogs are spies! . Im gonna kill myself. But I TELLthem I was just resting my eyes. . ALonger Version,approximately 1.5-2 minutes, is also included in this purchase. My utility belt! ". . . . . The car was barely bumped but my Mother went full out Banshee, shrieking about her poor suffering babies. I don't want to get married and live happily ever after.. . . We had breakfast twice that day. . No one needs me. Are you auditioning for a comedy? . Everyone feels so sorry for Bo Peep and everyone always blames the sheep. Forget Ariel. Ka ching! In your eye Mr. Troll. No ones ever stuck with me for so long before. . Is there another entrance? . Hey, whats going on? The Teacher said to use my imagination. . Id show you around but the last Tour group is STILL stuck inside a very tiny car and there is simply no room for anyone else. . But does my family support my new addiction? MONOLOGUE COLLECTION Showing 1 to 10 of 15 entries Previous Next 20 Super Funny Comedic Monologues For Teenage Females From Plays 1. . B, ut my Mom says I giggle too much and in all the wrong places. Havent seen you in a few millennia! "Lets face it. . Everyone loves puppies. Please, Im looking for my father. Do they? " . I am not a (actress looksdown and reads from paper) "Cute, blonde, criminal who has no respect for personal property." *Monologue was written for a female but can be easily changed to male by changing the name of the robot to Lari. " . Tinkerbelle! . .Yesterday she followed me to school and it was a disaster. . You put the candy in here and then when you lift up the head, the candy comes out and you can eat it. (whining a little) My nose swelled up and I looked hideous. . . Her heart has greatest power ever known. Say as if and walk away. Wait, WHAT? Maybe thats true over at the Cat Cage. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. . None of it matters woah, woah, wait a second. *This monologue requires no dance ability to perform. " I start typing but suddenly my phone was gone and I was holding a banana. . . Not evil at all. . Maybe Im not asking right. How uncultured of them! B. Part of my Mothers ongoingquest to build my character. My Mom said well have lots of fun. a parody. (Look shocked) Not a proper pig? . . Ahhh! Im Syndrome, your nemesis andOh, brilliant, A monologue from the screenplay by Bob Peterson and Pete Docter. (shocked) What? . . I mean, its not like they made it sound in my book. Its a tradition going back generations. Our ePlays consist of short plays for student. Thats disgusting. . . ". It was very kind of you to think of me and share your thoughts. Fluffy, floating clouds. ". . What does that even mean? . Sit. Glittermania? But you didnt, did you. ". (Take a deep breath and settle down and then say with determination) Deep breaths in, deep breaths out. (Poses as if for a picture and blows kisses at the audience).. . And excuse me? You dont know what Ive been through. Life was truly sweet. . ). Thats the way it works. . Goodbye cruel world. Glad you enjoyed the article Katie. . . Lets define what a monologue is. We are not cuddly. . But as soon as they walked in everybody started screaming. Snacks: Because sometimes it takes FOREVER to fight the bad guys. It might take awhile to get some of these crossed off, but its doable (put list back in pocket) because I can never show my face in this town again. . Our Sleepover kicks your face. when suddenly we heard this crashing sound in the kitchen. poor, dirty . . Dust Bunnies. No, no, no! . You see. 2 minutes is also included in this order. DONT TOUCH THAT DOOR! You know, how about a little color? . Theyre all: (say in surfer dude voice standing with cool attitude). After her siblings ruin her birthday party, the oldest daughter informs her parents that she is quitting the family. I burst into the house (change your voice when you are saying what the Mom says) and my Mom said Quiet! And on and on and if you answer one thing wrong, youre branded as a geek or weirdo. . Just a cute little bundleof trouble. The list goes on and on. . I know were outside and it is more casual but were not going to be rolling around in the dirt. Snowcone? . . You shouldnt lie to little kids. So, what makes Disney monologues great? They have big eyes and lots of little legs to skitter around on. . (irritated at another interruption, hands on hips) What is it now Little Miss Muffet? It was different back in the olden days. . Cant you do better than that? Now Ive got it. Thats the whole point, isnt it? . ". Im having such a bad day. A. It was right there on the table before I went to school today. . No. . (big sigh) . . because the rhyme says Leave them alone.Stop leaving us alone! Copyright [2023] Mighty Actor, 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (30 sec 2 min long), DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (BOYS), DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (GIRLS), The 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (Animated Movies), Why Houston Is One Of The Best Places For Actors In The South, 41 Irresistable Movie Monologues For Females, The Top 5 Reasons Actors Should Move To Atlanta. . . John starred opposite Cheyenne Jackson (Now starring in 3. At least I think it was a dance. Where are all the normal looking Princesses? . . Mother Goose wants everyone to do a rap video. . . What could go wrong? You got human stuff, huh? Big problem! . (Strike a dramatic pose with one hand in air, the other on hip as you say the word star dramatically) Yesterday our teacher told us to think about what we would like to be when we grow up. On Tuesday, I decided to just rehearse with whatever I could find. How can I disgrace my country? . My Grandparents are already working on my pirate name. . . . You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over! . Only 4 likes? I woke up this morning and they were looking at me. (Say in a surfer dude voice) Dude, lets jump off the roof. Ever since that kid came in, youve ignored everything Ive said. (shake finger at her) You should be scared of climate change . . .". Live my own life. . Idea Number 1. . If he could only sell his silly horn. . . . Heres Cruella De Vils epic monologue: You beasts! Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. . . (beat) I am a despicable human being. Just stop standing around waiting for us to come home. Coach told us we had to spend the summer watching Real Housewives with my Mom said!! 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